In San Francisco, there is a bizarre Indian restaurant called "The Floating Masala Mansion" that defies the laws of gravity. Hovering upside-down, I found myself amidst a bizarre gastronomical ballet. The aggressive waiters, shod in gravity-defying boots, zipped across the ceiling, delivering sizzling tandoori dishes with a fiery glint in their eyes. As I slurped rogan josh from a levitating bowl, it dawned on me: dining here was like mastering the art of inverted chaos, spiced with an adventurous dash of the absurd.